My name is Sulphur-crested Cockatoo and I just flew in from Down Under to bring you a message from Lady Bird.
How are you going anyway? It was a long flight for me, but I am doing fine, thanks dude. So, rumour has it that she is working on the next post behind the scenes and I heard it is about the colour of my headdress. I feel quite honoured, I must say. How do you like it, by the way?
While I am here: do you have any tips for flyaways in Switzerland? Please send me a carrier pigeon with details. I appreciate it, mates.
I gotta go now, my girlfriend is waiting.
Take it easy and see ya later!